Slap:
Takecare,
Was at Raffles City and this man approached me and started promoting his product, some heat pad made from herbs.
Ang Mo: Hi, how old are you?Me: 16.
Ang Mo: 16?! O_O Oops, you can't buy this, it's more for old people with backaches. Don't think you have any.
So I don't look like 16 but like some old people with backaches. 
Loving your face even if it's not the best is never a sin. You can tell how much I love mine!
Forgot about the best picture in my entire graduation album. Look at Jacob's face! He gives you a peak preview of The Grudge 3. 
4 hours of job hunt today. Repeated a thousand times Are you hiring anyone for part-time job? Visited 20 over shops. 10 shops say they'll call me back when they need me.
I thought Robinson would be a great hope... BUT FREAKING 40 OVER PEOPLE WENT FOR THE INTERVIEW!
Got into a toy shop:
Guy: Erm, do you usually speak this soft? Are you local? Are you very very shy? Or is it you're so shy because this is our first meeting?
(My say: Lucky my friends' not with me, or they're gonna burst over the word "shy".)
I just can't speak normally to strangers, plus that guy looked like ah beng; fierce.
Vineyard Romance never fail to remind me of you. I don't know why.
Shut:
friend.